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Anaheim Mighty Fucks @midnight #SexySports
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Russel Wilson Phillips #SexySports @midnight
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#SexySports @midnight Football is already pretty sexy, because they talk about penetration in the backfield.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed the moment they hired David Goyer to write the #JusticeLeague movie.
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'@midnight Tonsil Hockey #SexySports'
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when there was one piece of chocolate and two of us..
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when you ordered mild salsa.
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Peach bottom basket classic #SexySports @midnight
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed . . . when PEOPLE got involved. I mean, you've met them. You know what they're like.
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#IKnewWeWereDoomed when the Lefties called the Righties Socialists #RTFM idiots
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The Jort Locker @midnight #RedneckAMovie
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White Trash Can't Jump #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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#redneckamovie @midnight First Kid Rock
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#RedneckAMovie Illegal Alien @midnight
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The Kids Are Alt-Right #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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Dude, Where's my NASCAR? #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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The Big Jort #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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'@midnight #RedneckAMovie The Lord of the Rings: The Return of Billy Bob'
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A River Beer Runs Through it #RedneckAMovie @midnight
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Last Garage Sale On The Left @midnight #RedneckAMovie
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#ItsRiskyTo watch porno for dummies
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#ItsRiskyTo vote dems
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#ItsRiskyTo Say you don't drink as people seem to get offended and ask "Well what do you even do" Heroin! I do Heroin is that better?
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'@GiselleEvns @POTUS #ItsRiskyTo leave @TomCruise alone in your house... especially for your couch! https://t.co/4ILrFbEcXw'
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#ItsRiskyTo ask me to pronounce your name correctly. All names look like "cunt" to me.
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#ItsRiskyTo tell me that I can't do smth
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