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@melvinsroberts   ·  11 Jul 2015
Giand diamond dildo � #WasteAMillionIn3Words
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@melvinsroberts   ·  11 Jul 2015
#WasteAMillionIn3Words build a fortress
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@melvinsroberts   ·  11 Jul 2015
#WasteAMillionIn3Words understand my brain
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@melvinsroberts   ·  11 Jul 2015
#WasteAMillionIn3Words build a chapel
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@melvinsroberts   ·  11 Jul 2015
So many bags #WasteAMillionIn3Words
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 Jul 2015
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Whatever didn't kill me...had better start running. #TaglineYourself http://t.co/mDjs0btUvJ
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 Jul 2015
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A big ol' dork who plays with toys #TaglineYourself
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 Jul 2015
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Lady in the streets, freak between the sheets #TaglineYourself
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@melvinsroberts   ·  25 Jul 2015
I'm good with money. I filed for bankruptcy 4 times #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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@melvinsroberts   ·  25 Jul 2015
Money. Whites. Trump. #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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@melvinsroberts   ·  25 Jul 2015
I was on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air one time #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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@melvinsroberts   ·  25 Jul 2015
Want greatness again? Choose Trump! #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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@melvinsroberts   ·  25 Jul 2015
Make America Grape #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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@melvinsroberts   ·  25 Jul 2015
Make America Wild West Again! #TrumpCampaignSlogans
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@melvinsroberts   ·  15 Aug 2015
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#TrumpenASong Ivana hold your hand.
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@melvinsroberts   ·  15 Aug 2015
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Ain't no money like #Trump Money #TrumpenASong http://t.co/9jAoqVI1gr
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@melvinsroberts   ·  16 Aug 2015
Good thing i have my library card cuz i'm a checkin you out #BlackPickupLines
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@melvinsroberts   ·  30 Aug 2015
Sleeping, being ill and feeling like death. #MyDoomsdayPlans
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'd like a job where people appreciate what I do.
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@melvinsroberts   ·  14 Sep 2015
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I don't have husband as ex-president
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@melvinsroberts   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen arab spring started
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@melvinsroberts   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen Trump ran for president
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@melvinsroberts   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen things went right, I'm just not used to that
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@melvinsroberts   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen nothing changed as I was looking up the definition of the word 'paradox'
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@melvinsroberts   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen I had plans for Sunday but shawshank redemption was on @spike
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@melvinsroberts   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen I told my hair stylist to "go nuts".
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@melvinsroberts   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen my cheeks + nose got very cold http://t.co/SH9YGngy1l
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@melvinsroberts   ·  27 Sep 2015
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@melvinsroberts   ·  6 Oct 2015
#MyJawDroppedWhen Edward Snowden joined Twitter. Just kidding. I don't care
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@melvinsroberts   ·  9 Oct 2015
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#HardestPartAboutBreakingUp Having to carry stuff in your OWN pockets...�
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