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Ur fat and ugly
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White privilege isn't real #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
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Please burn all Qurans #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
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Mayonnaise is an instrument #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
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Jesus only loves me! #OffendEveryoneIn4Words
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#OffendEveryoneIn4Words: Diversity doesn't mix people.
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Step1: we take the water Step 2: we use it in our cook Step 3: sell it to tweakers as 'wishing meth' Step 4: $$$ #OverHeardAtTheWishingWell
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I should have known this would happen when the WishingWell sign said "Payment in Euros only"! #OverHeardAtTheWishingWell…
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#OverHeardAtTheWishingWell OK son, I'm going to lower you into the wishing well. Get all the coins you can. @OverHeard…
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#OverHeardAtTheWishingWell wonder if I can make change to hit the penny slots
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I wished to be irresistible to men so the Wishing Well turned me into a sandwich #OverHeardAtTheWishingWell
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I wish I may, I wish I might, Get a full night's sleep tonight. #OverHeardAtTheWishingWell
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Get out of my dreams and into Medicare #RetireASongOrBand
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#RetireASongOrBand No Longer Working For The Weekend.
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Aleve and Kicking #RetireASongOrBand
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#RetireASongOrBand Really Stiff Little Fingers
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#RetireASongOrBand Hans Zimmer Frame
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Massive Heart Attack #RetireASongOrBand
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#RetireASongOrBand American Grandma
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