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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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"Stop putting banana peels everywhere! This is a marathon, not Mario Kart!" #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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I think I prefer the Law and Order Marathons on TBS. Less moving involved #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon some kind of funky smell
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon We're staying in bed ~ And having marathon sex instead. ??
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon runners lustily looking at the donut shops they're passing.
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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'@Dubzzzinyaface Yes! Saved myself 26.2 miles of pain.'
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon Wearing an adult diaper was a good plan. Next time just do Number 1 ??
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon I once had a hashtag game trend for a whole week, does that count?
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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You're going to get tired running, that's why I'm walking. #ObservationsAtTheMarathon
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon Don's under the ambulance again! ? https://t.co/OgRQtNvVQI
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon ⒎ The DAMN ⒏ Resilience of the Resistance ⒐ Slide On Me ⒑ Donald Trump Is Unintelligible 2017/4/24 07:14 CDT
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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Father: Son if you masturbate all the time you'll go blind Son: Dad, I'm over here
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon actual footage of me preparing for a #marathon https://t.co/jomYrO0Thq
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@puredavie   ·  24 Apr 2017
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#ObservationsAtTheMarathon another way to show your sexy body?
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@puredavie   ·  25 Apr 2017
Spread Spies at Night #ConspiracySongs
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@puredavie   ·  25 Apr 2017
You Can't Always Get What You Want From the Freedom of Information Act #ConspiracySongs
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@puredavie   ·  25 Apr 2017
Somewhere Over the Rainbow... our drones fly #ConspiracySongs
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@puredavie   ·  25 Apr 2017
Kiss From A Roswell #ConspiracySongs @midnight
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@puredavie   ·  25 Apr 2017
Rock me like a vacine #ConspiracySongs
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@puredavie   ·  25 Apr 2017
Bullet The Blue eyed Donald Trump #ConspiracySongs
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@puredavie   ·  25 Apr 2017
'@midnight #conspiracysongs "Every Breath You Take Goes To the Rothschilds"'
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@puredavie   ·  25 Apr 2017
Walk Like A Lizard Person Hotel Watergate #ConspiracySongs
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@puredavie   ·  25 Apr 2017
#ConspiracySongs ABC, it's as easy as WMD
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@puredavie   ·  25 Apr 2017
One more cup of fluoride. #ConspiracySongs @midnight
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@puredavie   ·  28 Apr 2017
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@puredavie   ·  28 Apr 2017
The Magic Bang Bus #ProblematicKidsShows @midnight
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@puredavie   ·  28 Apr 2017
Dora the Drug Mule #ProblematicKidsShows @midnight
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@puredavie   ·  28 Apr 2017
#ProblematicKidsShows @midnight Teen titties go!
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@puredavie   ·  28 Apr 2017
Dora the Exploder #ProblematicKidsShows @midnight
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