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@srahse   ·  11 Jul 2015
#WasteAMillionIn3Words splurge a little
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@srahse   ·  15 Jul 2015
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@srahse   ·  8 Aug 2015
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#InternationalCatDay Never forget the one you love http://t.co/uJl1NK4Olb
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@srahse   ·  11 Aug 2015
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#WhyIWouldMakeAGreatPresident I would use Snapchat... Just in case! http://t.co/GlTpAy6d3z
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@srahse   ·  15 Aug 2015
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I pissed off a girl and I liked it #TrumpenASong
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@srahse   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes want my boogers to taste like candy
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@srahse   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes I just want to get into college already and get tons of scholarships and throw a huge party
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@srahse   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes I'm gonna be a super hero. Turn me into pant-man
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@srahse   ·  6 Sep 2015
#DumbGenieWishes the ability to controll pizza-delivery guys' minds to have free pizza!
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@srahse   ·  14 Sep 2015
Because I'll kill someone at the first day in the Office #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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@srahse   ·  14 Sep 2015
#ReasonIAmNotPresident I always speak my mind, and they already got #Trump, so vote him not me
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@srahse   ·  17 Sep 2015
#UnbelievableNewsIn5Words Kardashians are alians not humans
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@srahse   ·  18 Sep 2015
I hate HBO #OppositeDay
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@srahse   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen Kim Davis walked into a gay bar.
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@srahse   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen I saw that tweet about putting hot chocolate on your butt http://t.co/XQDoaoisiA
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@srahse   ·  20 Sep 2015
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#AllWentWrongWhen our president forgot how to president http://t.co/xZINnWE8xB
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@srahse   ·  20 Sep 2015
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@srahse   ·  20 Sep 2015
#AllWentWrongWhen Dog the Bounty Hunter's 8th season might be its last
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@srahse   ·  27 Sep 2015
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@srahse   ·  4 Oct 2015
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I won't tell you! That's my secret! #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@srahse   ·  4 Oct 2015
Tell my friends that I’m a iron pumper #MyPreWorkOutRoutine
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@srahse   ·  9 Nov 2015
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#MakeAMovieEdible The Color Of Honey
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@srahse   ·  25 Jan 2016
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I asked 100 women "What shampoo do you use whilst showering?" 98% of them asked me to get out of the shower.
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@srahse   ·  25 Jan 2016
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I would; but my tapeworm and I are on our way to get Glamour Shots.
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@srahse   ·  25 Jan 2016
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But Your Honor, I only cut him after he ruined dessert by slicing the banana up instead of splitting it. I had to show him the difference.
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@srahse   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#WouldBeHappyTo watch SportCenter all day if it wasn't for that meddling job situation.
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@srahse   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#TheWorldNeedsArtBecause The last time a right wing lunatic got upset, George Clooney has to save the Bruges Madonna for us.
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@srahse   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#WouldBeHappyTo get paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to do nothing
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@srahse   ·  1 Feb 2016
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#WouldBeHappyTo hashtag this.
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@srahse   ·  1 Feb 2016
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I #WouldBeHappyTo sidestep any future treatises on the allegedly toxic impact of "BernieBros"
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