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How many pounds you lost by starving for attention?
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#IfIWereBatman I'd have to apologize a lot for heading out on a batcall & being misdirected by something shiny: ADHD https://t.co/lT8cNvGDL1
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Burning oil from the exhaust of the car in front of you in traffic #FailedCandyFlavors
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Invents a strap for chip bags so you can strap them to your face. Presents to Shark Tank. Becomes a Millionaire. Runs for President 2020.
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#THINGSThatDidntBreakMe NEGATIVITY! It's true...Mean People Suck! ✋ #StayPositive #MotivationMonday @jaimeemcgarvey https://t.co/cDCWsSkyD2
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There are few things more awkward on a blind date than looking up from your phone to realise she's left. She obviously wasn't blind at all.
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Einfach tolle Feuerwehrhelme zu verkaufen https://t.co/zTWZ9cC14L 27.04 11:00
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Mothers'day
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You have more than seven guns under your pillow. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#HowToMakeAManGay tell him what women really talk about when there are no men around
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Our hashtag game hosted by @GiselleEvns and @DanaGeezus is #HowToMakeAManGay I bet they know how to do it
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Insist he attend all baby and bridal showers with you. #HowToMakeAManGay
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#HowToMakeAManGay Police Officer-You were driving 20mph above the speed limit sir, where's the fire? Me (giggling)-In your eyes gorgeous.
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