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Although you may fail to reach your goal now, the real news is... More for Capricorn https://t.co/LOKATYSCsM
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�Someday my prince will come� Amuse me till he gets here #ThingsSheSaysToAllTheBoys
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#ThingsSheSaysToAllTheBoys You watch your tone, or you'll be grounded until you've graduate! oh wait, that'd be #ThingsMomSaysToAllHerBoys
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I would spread rumors on anyone who hates on me.
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Hey -- it's Brandon Carr (@BCarr39) at Dallas City Hall! Being recognized for work in the community. https://t.co/uPf5O5w14t
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don't want to age 20 years during 4 years of office. I'm old enough, thank you!
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I am a female with a very low bullshit capacity.
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I can't come up with my slogan….(Make America drunk again???)
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#IWouldPreferToForget last night in karaoke
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#IWouldPreferToForget about my PC's configuration, after last E3
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#IWouldPreferToForget I want to forget my first bae and move on.
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#IWouldPreferToForget my dead beat dad who must have forgot about me when he dropped me off at this Ice Cream stand twenty years ago.....
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#IWouldPreferToForget about that time I had food poisoning en route to FLA... 3 connecting flights... Worst. Day. Ever. @WorldOfHashtags
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#IWouldPreferToForget that most Republican voters appear to believe DONALD FUCKING TRUMP should be our next U.S. President because LOLzers
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#IWouldPreferToForget that the Farmer down the road didn't pay for his services he had done by one of my Unicorn hookers.
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Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey. #WednesdayWisdom
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#IWouldPreferToForget that cheese fries are bad for you and shouldn't be eaten daily
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#IWouldPreferToForget where I hid the Easter eggs... I like to hunt too!
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#FakeTaxFacts After April 15th, H&R Block agents work on ice cream trucks, then as leaf blowers, then as mall Santas until the next year.
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