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#FakeTaxFacts every drink you've bought last year at the bar can be a deduction.
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Bill Clinton calls Hillary's vagina his "little loop hole" #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts If you went to a professional sports game and your favorite team lost, you can deduct the price of your ticket
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#FakeTaxFacts bruce wanye writes off a load of tax using the words batty stuff?
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#FakeTaxFacts With Google Starbucks and Vodafone not paying their share we have to pick up the slack
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Smearing feces on your tax form will get you a long Caribbean vacation! #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/L8jsx3EIWq
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#FakeTaxFacts The first single of LL Cool J was called "No Taxation Without Representin'"
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#FakeTaxFacts When a CPA talks about you giving them info necessary to make it better "below the line", they're talking about their belts.
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#FakeTaxFacts as long as you file your returns on April 1, you can get out of any trouble by concluding your audit with "April Fools".
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The US military does not use your tax dollars attempting to make a real life light saber. @HashFakeFacts #FakeTaxFacts
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Animals have plans on how they spend their tax refund by creating a pie chart. #FakeTaxFacts https://t.co/88rNT0mr1P
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Taxes are the result of a typo. Tax day was meant to celebrate and honor the majestic taxi drivers that serve our country #FakeTaxFacts
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Don't forget to list all your co-dependent relationships when listing dependents. Dating needy guys can earn you a nice refund #FakeTaxFacts
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Because everyone read George Bush Sr's lips there were no new taxes #FakeTaxFacts
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You can use the 1040 to decut the cost of pouring one out for up to 10 homies #FakeTaxFacts
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Last Word on "Niko House", #ListenerEmailTakedown, #BernieLove WIStyle & More #Podcast #Li… https://t.co/GcswVRlKHZ https://t.co/gxwY0NlEJi
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#ILookAtMyLifeAnd I realize I've been at school for most of my life!
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"Every moment & event of a person's life on earth plants something in the soul." ~TMerton https://t.co/Vp64HIzqnf RT @PardueSuzanne @AKhosty
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#IWouldPodcastA show where I meet other people called Donald Trump and try to convince them to run for President instead
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#NYPrimary voters if you haven't already, it's time you speak to your family about @BernieSanders! #UnidosConBernie https://t.co/hfYpNdin82
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'@TnGovern Obama gets up st 5am every day. Clinton's @NYDailyNews interview was at 7am on a Saturday! @SusanDanzig219 @sherrilee7 @frodofied'
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Sometimes I miss you so much that.. I hit my punching bag like a maniac
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