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In all seriousness, if Sessions goes after porno Trump is gonna lose the Anime Nazis once and for all
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when u try to cook n hope its good cause you love her very much n just want her to be proud of you #TodayIsGoingToBeGreatBecause #gotbants https://t.co/QXV7BP39D6
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I think everyone should read this ESPECIALLY if the title makes you roll your eyes. https://t.co/pbrhqSZ2zj
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#WCW to these ladies in a far off land. @thatrebelgirl8 @Bella_Famke @WhatSheSaid_91 @KeshaTedder @Eezeebee101 https://t.co/PnGxM88mD2
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#ImAlwaysForgetting to wear a bra under my Hooter's uniform. I swear I don't do it for bigger tips...
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[inauguration] Chief Justice: Raise your right hand. Trump: CJ: T: CJ: T: CJ: T: CJ: T: CJ: T: Well? CJ: Uncross your fingers.
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Trump: it wasn't about sex, it was about hate & it never happened also & I don't believe it.
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#ImAlwaysForgetting my damn passwords. So I put them all in a file in my computer titled "Passwords". Smart, huh? https://t.co/TVPbzhxs02
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#ImAlwaysForgetting That 1 sock that always seems to get lost in the dryer
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#ImAlwaysForgetting how horrifying the Pediatrician's waiting room can be. @SotallyToberHTs
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#ImAlwaysForgetting that I need to proof read my tweets because there is no edit button https://t.co/evRWNmJazV
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This isn't funny but it is true. #ImAlwaysForgetting my age. And then when I figure it out, I'm amazed at how fucking old I am. Anyone else?
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#InsultingMovies Anything w/ Kevin James.
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From Dusk Til Dawn, ya right #InsultingMovies
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White Dicks #InsultingMovies
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You couldn't fight your way out of a brown paper bag club #InsultingMovies
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I Know What Kid You Did Last Summer #InsultingMovies
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#InsultingMovies the matrix: regurgitated The matrix: desolation
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The most interesting person in any room is the weirdo sitting off to the side... #WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe https://t.co/t38R…
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#InsultingMovies: pretty much anything involving Jim Carrey.
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe don't go to high school. Worst four years of my life
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#WhatIWouldTellA15YearOldMe It's okay. I know it was hard. But I swear on our life, life gets better in the future
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