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@tess_snider   ·  16 Jan 2017
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#IHaveADreamThat I'm shipwrecked on a deserted island with three hot women. The rest is fairly predictable.
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@tess_snider   ·  16 Jan 2017
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#IHaveADreamThat people will stop judging each other by the colour of their skin.
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@tess_snider   ·  16 Jan 2017
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#IHaveADreamThat ALL RACES WILL COME TOGETHER AND UNITE IN A BROTHERHOOD OF LOVE AND WE CAN ALL GET ALONG AND HELP EACH OTHER THRIVE!
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@tess_snider   ·  16 Jan 2017
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#IHaveADreamThat my mother was a massive crow and was asking me why I was single at 35 in French while stuffing my mouth with worms.
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@tess_snider   ·  16 Jan 2017
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#IHaveADreamThat one day airport staff will judge me not by the colour of my skin or the contents of my suitcase.
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
Get 100 likes, if you can prove it to me! Go! You can do it! #OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
Watch a Space X launch end in an explosion #OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
Search whether a tweet has been played, and discover I'm 5 seconds too late #OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
Cook a Hot Pocket #OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
Send text #2,471,920 to my boyfriend with no reply. #OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
#OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds 10,056 pounds of edible food is thrown away in the United States ....#wtf
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
#OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds dry my lips out and stick them to my gums so I look like Fire Marshall Bill.
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
#OtherThingsToDoIn6Seconds That is exactly how long my head on collision lasted https://t.co/edkkKAFuJZ
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#IdPlayInaugurationIf he promises not to grab me https://t.co/vs7pdmggJB
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#ImNotCryingIm Self Cleaning my Face, you Jerk Head! https://t.co/jAiWzI7aeW
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
#3wordsbetterthanIloveyou test was negative
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
The Walking Dead #3wordsbetterthanIloveyou
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
I'm hungry. You? #3wordsbetterthanIloveyou
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
#3wordsbetterthanIloveyou Here's some cash
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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I just can't take Pruitt fronting like all the sudden he thinks the @EPA is an important agency. We have access to your past statements,ffs!
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@tess_snider   ·  18 Jan 2017
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#POTUSLastTweet busted! Trump inauguration was a prank!
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