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Who started this vicious rumor about a 'wrong hole', anyway?
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#ImProtestingBecause "Fracking" is a. not making us "energy-dependent" d. destroying our Land @CharisseMSRD #Energy https://t.co/YjTeYIWMWr
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#ImProtestingBecause heroic men and women died to give me that right.
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Goose feather pillow manufacturer announces new layoffs. Responds to union leader with following remark: "We don't give a duck" @absrdNEWS
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In dollar tree wit da sack goin craaaazaaayyyy
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#ImStillLookingFor someone who can sing & re-enact "A Whole New World" from Aladdin with me
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Happy 94th birthday, Betty White! An icon!
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You think Hillary was making military decisions during Benghazi attack? You think Iraq = cheap/easy? @yesnicksearcy https://t.co/dFgXirZCPf
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I think, therefore, I'm fucked...
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#ImStillLookingFor the time when the conflicts around the world would get resolved & people would respect each other for whatever they are.
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Thanks but no thanks. Too busy practicing my wax-on/wax-off moves with my breasts.
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No I don't like French kissing. Ab tongue mat karo mujhe!
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My wife is a social butterfly. Me ? I'm in the cocoon stage... waiting for my metamorphosis. Just a hunch, but it may never come.
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#ImProtestingBecause I support complete and total anarchy. Until it gets too crazy. Then I'm out. Um...I think I want my laws back.
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I just want to be able to flip forward a few chapters so I know it's going to be okay again.
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This wine tastes like bad decisions with a slight hint of oak and vanilla.
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Be brave and say the simple, sweet things on your mind. #KindnessMatters
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I'm great at letting things go. *holds balloon string in hand tighter* Him: ...are you going to let it go? YOU LET IT GO!
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#ImProtestingBecause I'm a spoiled brat in college and everyone else is doing it.
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'@hairoftrump I love your freaking Handel I can't remember when I laughed so hard'
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Sleep? Oh, you mean that thing that happens once I overload my brain with thousands of horrible scenarios.
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Serial killing and chill? - Dexter probably
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#ImProtestingBecause eating delicious , fatty foods made me fat. There should've been a warning label.... Preferably made out of cheese.
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You're weird and creepy and lack basic social skills. I want to lick your face.
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A toast. To all of us. Helping each other survive in this insane world with a little bit of humor and raunch. Salute
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