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#MyMondayDemotivation 100% of people who drink water and breathe air - die
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#MyMondayDemotivation - My phone didn't charge, even electricity hates me.
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#WithoutTheInternetI am sure trolls wouldn't be so bold because they'd get their asses kicked
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#OddWinePairings Handsome Devil Malbec & a tattoo. @iCanHash @tlcprincess @TheRealJmar https://t.co/nHwj4g7MP0
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause the world knows I'd declare a lifelong holiday for everyone
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause the only talking vaginas running for president are these guys. https://t.co/PAUtp3wA2X
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd do whatever the fark I want like hold press conferences in my Stewie pajamas
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause Congress refused to back my plan to turn The Moon into a Death Star!!
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I either did or didn’t stab my cousin or my friend.
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause i will always be running late for important meetings to make sure i have the fabulous entrance
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Superfoods. What are they, why are they important and how to eat them - https://t.co/tPQ2BbYCBq via @avogeluk
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Treat others how you want to be treated *leaves everyone alone
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#Burn @LastManFOX I absolutely adore your writers! � Tears rolled tonight! �� #LastManOnEarth ��� Excellent Episode https://t.co/CDNA9cMo7k
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It's National Siblings Day and my brother is still a huge asshole.
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Joking w/ @KeshaTedder @Nessa_Star4 about being stuck in the trunk & some random guy ruins it. What's w/ the randos? #MakeItAwkward
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Henry Rollins, Our Leader, will tell you our greatest secret. https://t.co/rstTf7jl7G #SecretsOfTheTwitterIlluminati @henryrollins
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They run Kanye West's Twitter, solely for our amusement... which just proves that they are hilarious! ;) #SecretsOfTheTwitterIlluminati
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#IGottaThinkAbout her, thinkin' bout me Thinkin' bout us, what we gon' be Open my eyes yeah, it was only Just A Dream
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