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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom until you are 18 you clean up all the mess in the house. After – you can leave and live alone
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would prevent you from having so fat ass
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would organize a kids fight club https://t.co/yWLYuAae5D
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, I'd ask you to shake what I gave ya.
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would learn how to cook since you got 8. and I would make this face in our family https://t.co/JAKTpevL0Z
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then you would have as many mommy issues as I have
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd Be So Proud That You Turned Out So Witty! �
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would know about double standarts https://t.co/jPsChHNWqf
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#BestThingsToBorrow @tlcprincess 's Barbie shirt & Princess necklace. Spoiler Alert: I'm not giving them back. *giggles*
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd beat your pants off in Black Ops CoD matchmaking. Because that's what cool Moms do :-)
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd have a deadbeat dad!
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@trytofinditout   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would call me by my name to make people thinking I'm your sister https://t.co/uXMqik7X7c
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
RT @ryanfield: #MomSongs I Wanna Dance With Somebody Mom
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
You have to leave your hat on! #momsongs
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
#MomSongs a que voy yo y lo encuentro!
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
#MomSongs @midnight Jesus Take The Wheel, the kids are making me crazy, why don't minivans come with a minibar?
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
RT @Drstevenhobbs: I Cant Be 55 #MomSongs @midnight
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
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RT @tlcprincess: Sweet Child O' Mine I brought you into this world I can take you out. #MomSongs @midnight
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
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At this point, can we all just agree the "Coexist" bumper stickers haven't worked
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
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RT @jasonbice15: All The Single Ladies and You Can't Find One Nice Girl To Bring Home #MomSongs @midnight
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
RT @LindaStogner: Billy Jean Can Come Out And Play, When SHe Finishes Her Homwork. #MomSongs @midnight
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
You can't rock and roll all night and party everyday cause you're grounded for the rest of your life. #MomSongs @midnight
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
#MomSongs @midnight "Dude looks like a lady, really I can't tell with you kids anymore and your clothes "
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@trytofinditout   ·  10 May 2016
RT @smar_khaled: Follow plz 👉 @Ihab_Amir 👉 https://t.co/kEEb6N0hyO…🎧🎸🎼 https://t.co/Rks2UJqDir #IhabAmir #MomSon
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@trytofinditout   ·  11 May 2016
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Thank you everyone for playing #LetsStartThisMeeting on behalf of @SotallyToberHTs, @mseric and myself...keep it going if you can �
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@trytofinditout   ·  11 May 2016
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#LetsStartThisMeeting with a short nap.
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@trytofinditout   ·  11 May 2016
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Me: What did you do at school? 5-year-old: Nothing. Me: How can you be there all day and do nothing? 5: What did you do at work? Touché.
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@trytofinditout   ·  11 May 2016
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'@ANGRYref @penguins I don't watch hockey, but I do hate penguins in whatever form they take'
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@trytofinditout   ·  11 May 2016
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As she dragged the body through the woods, Dinah reflected on her inability to hold down a steady relationship #1linewed
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