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"Hashtags and Toast" is off this week, returning next Thursday at 8A EST. Meanwhile, let's play #DescribeChristmasBadly with @DescribeBadly.
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#DescribeChristmasBadly turning your children into lying two-faced little bastards, who only pretend to be good so they get Christmas gifts
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#DescribeChristmasBadly To be with your boyfriend no matter his wife didn't take their children to visit Grandma https://t.co/jLi7JrEsYX
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#DescribeChristmasBadly Grinch becomes a cop, sets Santa up with cocaine, puts him in prison for life https://t.co/glbpLtBLVR
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#DescribeChristmasBadly Chopping your cats' nuts off as a Christmas gift to your nine-year-old https://t.co/fidpiGSehX
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#DescribeChristmasBadly Converting your pro-choice friends into your your pro-life views https://t.co/sGViOjCswa
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#DescribeChristmasBadly Santa's giving the Christmas finger to all in his naughty list https://t.co/f4MvkxJljt
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Scrooge gets drugged and raped by his frat buddies pretending to be ghosts. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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#DescribeChristmasBadly Santa's giving the Christmas finger to all in his naughty list https://t.co/f4MvkxJljt
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In December destroy a living tree, decorate corpse, finally put it at the curb in February. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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Mares eat oats, and does eat oats. And little lambs eat ivy. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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You receive first shipment of spring garage sale items. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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#DescribeChristmasBadly Your granny gets loaded and rams the Christmas tree, while you're taking pics of this mess https://t.co/oemTMf1FoY
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Day where you can commit a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare #DescribeChristmasBadly https://t.co/92LiXafzo3
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Mares eat oats, and does eat oats. And little lambs eat ivy. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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#DescribeChristmasBadly All your family members change their last name to Incest. You never come back to your home https://t.co/g6tNQ5lJio
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Same as every other day, but husband and I lie to our families that we did "Christmasy" things with friends. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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Scrooge gets drugged and raped by his frat buddies pretending to be ghosts. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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In December destroy a living tree, decorate corpse, finally put it at the curb in February. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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You receive first shipment of spring garage sale items. #DescribeChristmasBadly
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#DescribeChristmasBadly Santa's giving the Christmas finger to all in his naughty list https://t.co/f4MvkxJljt
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Day where you can commit a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare #DescribeChristmasBadly https://t.co/92LiXafzo3
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#DescribeChristmasBadly Your parents can't afford the whole bike at once, so you have to wait four more years https://t.co/jVceLW6Kxe
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