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583 tweets using #HowToEscapeADate (page 6 of 20)

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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Find out who she voted for and then start praising the other one.
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@danageezus   ·  13 Feb 2017
Describe exactly the date you are having like the wors in your life, but reffering to it as a past time story #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate bring all your ex- girlfriends ovulation charts
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@danageezus   ·  13 Feb 2017
Ask his blood type and tell him he would perfectly match for a kidney transplant #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate faking a stroke has worked well for me
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate do you like rape jokes. Also how old is daughter
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Tell them you're actually looking for a blood donor
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate "I'm an actor, they're all actors and you're on MTV's Disaster Date!"
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate tell them you need to vape
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Tell her you can dance like Kevin Bacon & jump on the table
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Always Be Texting #HowToEscapeADate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Tell them your secret identity https://t.co/4jkZKTwOB6
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@danageezus   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate tell them you need to vape
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Take a child with you, and tell him this is a test on his ability to take care of a child. Leave the alone #HowToEscapeADate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate just say her you have no penny ... so she has to pay for dinner
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@danageezus   ·  13 Feb 2017
Call your mother in the middle of the date #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Talk incessantly about how much you love your car? #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate You should meet my mom, she's in the car.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Mention you have just joined an 'interesting' new church
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate this trending is so hilarious �
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Switch accents half way through and slowly, over the course of 10 minutes, close one eye. #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate wear the same dress
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Ask his blood type and tell him he would perfectly match for a kidney transplant #HowToEscapeADate
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@loragreeen   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Ask them to look after your leather gloves, rope and switchblade while you nip to the toilet. #HowToEscapeADate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate..have an "honest" conversation https://t.co/2D2aeHsnib
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#howtoescapeadate show her ankle bracelet, and explain what happens if your out too late..�
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@loragreeen   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Talk incessantly about how much you love your car? #HowToEscapeADate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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emergency call just came in. gotta go. #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#howtoescapeadate Whenever I get the opertunity, I like to play with my organ.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate heart attack... fake or otherwise �
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