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@calebpaar   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Look him dead in the eye and ask "Excuse me, do you happen to have a tampon on you I can barrow?
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@calebpaar   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Invite your crazy ex in the same restaurant #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/4DAtGeSFUB
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@calebpaar   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate my mom's friends cousin's neighbors dog's brother fell and he can't get up.
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@calebpaar   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Make sure it's in New York or LA, then ask Kurt Russell.
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@abigailssilk   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Yodelling the menu is a good start #HowToEscapeADate
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@abigailssilk   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate bring all your ex- girlfriends ovulation charts
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@abigailssilk   ·  13 Feb 2017
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My gender reassignment surgery is tomorrow so I should get home.... #HowToEscapeADate
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@abigailssilk   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Show your date an album of polaroids exclusively of them sleeping.
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@abigailssilk   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate if your date is a Trump supporter say you help illegals cross the border https://t.co/EMAX3ZxEZY
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@abigailssilk   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate three simple little words "I am gay." lol
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@abigailssilk   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Press Esc key on the keyboard #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/xXHXTXYdS4
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@abigailssilk   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate ask if your date wanna see your future kids pictures
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@j0hnlarsen   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Women: Take this from your purse, be sure he sees it, excuse yourself, and take about 10 minutes in the restroom. #Gone https://t.co/2JLsbcDuIO
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