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Tell him you are a third-wave feminist and you support 'kill all men' thing #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/00UftaHjYs
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#HowToEscapeADate Ask them if they're interested in God and invite them to your church.
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#howtoescapeadate Bring a fake doll along and pretend to breastfeed it under a blanket.
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Pretend you just received a text, look at the phone and say, "Message from the Dr.'s office... I have herpes?" #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate like a damn ninja! #WhateverItTakes #ValentinesDay @worldofhashtags ��� https://t.co/tCWVoGCDka
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Pass them onto an Archeologist. They will date anything #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate Say you need to pick up kids first and then ask what's her favorite restaurant for kids
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#HowToEscapeADate my mom's friends cousin's neighbors dog's brother fell and he can't get up.
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Propose marriage right away, compare the date to your mother/father & don't drop the topic, eat spaghetti with your hands #HowToEscapeADate
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#HowToEscapeADate straight up murder everyone in the restaurant... including your date. https://t.co/V4M3ptIWz8
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#HowToEscapeADate so who is that other guy in your online picture? He single?
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Mention you've got to stop by CVS for some lotion and a new basket. #HowToEscapeADate
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Tell them Debo insisted on keeping your bicycle,which resulted in you taking flight.Therefore you cant go out. #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/MgvzO32mbW
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Pour a packet of sugar onto the table. Say 'this is you,' then lick it up, grain by grain. #HowToEscapeADate
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Ask them to look after your leather gloves, rope and switchblade while you nip to the toilet. #HowToEscapeADate
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Tell them how you love teenage mutant ninja turtles, but you're not a fan of ninjas or turtles by themselves #HowToEscapeADate
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