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@ericarutter   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate ask if your date wanna see your future kids pictures
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Bring a another date with you, and suggest sharing. #HowToEscapeADate
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@ericarutter   ·  13 Feb 2017
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"I need to feed my cats"! #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/jd70SqfKBb
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Give them this look every 2 minutes #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/ru7QACc0dk
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@danageezus   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Panic when she picks a restaurant within 500 yards of a school or playground. #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Panic when she picks a restaurant within 500 yards of a school or playground. #HowToEscapeADate
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@danageezus   ·  13 Feb 2017
Suggest to split the bill #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Let them know that the voices in your head are telling you to clean your guns.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate lick his shoes
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate sudden outbreak of Hep C or herpes
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Ask if she plans to put out later. If no, tell her you're a Nickelback fan #HowToEscapeADate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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date? people don't date anymore. #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate You don't have to escape a date if you don't go on any in the first place https://t.co/6PCMkqC7rI
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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tell her you already have a prescription to Valtrex #HowToEscapeADate
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate throw a condom on the table first least she if she's with it then go to plan B
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
#HowToEscapeADate ask for a little help to push some cocaine
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Just tell the hooker you're broke #HowToEscapeADate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate need to go put my dog, cat and rabbit to bed
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Don't bank on those restaurant bathroom windows. Unlike in the movies, most are locked. I know this now
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@claudia42kern   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Take a child with you, and tell him this is a test on his ability to take care of a child. Leave the alone #HowToEscapeADate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Suddenly start praying loudly in the movie theatre.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate "Taxi!"
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate Tell her she's not good enough to hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate At dinner, explain how prison food is grossly underrated
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Download a fart app before the date. Those who prepare, survive. #HowToEscapeADate
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@claudia42kern   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Talk incessantly about how much you love your car? #HowToEscapeADate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#HowToEscapeADate sudden outbreak of Hep C or herpes
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Wear a "Make America Great Again" novelty eyepatch over your normal swastika eyepatch. #HowToEscapeADate
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@chrixmorgan   ·  13 Feb 2017
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#howToEscapeADate Talk about how well your bulimia is working out for your diet goals
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@worldofhashtags   ·  13 Feb 2017
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Check around corners and do an awesome spin. #HowToEscapeADate https://t.co/BQkYR6rvDu
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