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#INeedALawyerBecause this chick on the bus wouldn't stop popping her gum I'll be out on bail soon she's cutting the gum out of her hair
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#INeedALawyerBecause police put me in custody and wants free McDonalds food in exchange for my freedom https://t.co/Ok3YtTjnif
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#INeedALawyerBecause I want my neighbours to keep their dog off my grass
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#INeedALawyerBecause she found out those jeans did make her ass look fat
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'@LiianVarus #INeedALawyerBecause are you sure it isn't a goose? Cuz it stalks me, too! https://t.co/WB6o8h3ey5'
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#INeedALawyerBecause apparently the authorities have set up an entire TV channel dedicated to my ghastly shenanigans https://t.co/935VIOrWRG
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#INeedALawyerBecause I'm about to go day streaking to protest the principles of this fucked up country
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#INeedALawyerBecause being in a dm group involving the Chiefs wife, doesn't class as an alibi?
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#INeedALawyerBecause I want my neighbours to keep their dog off my grass
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#INeedALawyerBecause I run red lights so much.
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#INeedALawyerBecause she found out those jeans did make her ass look fat
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#INeedALawyerBecause I want to sue every stupid person on this planet
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#INeedALawyerBecause I thought it was understood that “just the tip” was a lie.
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#INeedALawyerBecause I throw trash out the window
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#INeedALawyerBecause I had the 'Nerve' to tell an adult that pajama pants in public were not a good look #PutTrousersOnForYourCourtDate
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#GiveMadPropsTo my cheating brown man because #INeverGotTheChanceTo get my revenge #INeedALawyerBecause he'll do my dirty work.
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#INeedALawyerBecause my hamburger was not that tasty as they’ve promised in the ad
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