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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause every retarded person is now suing me for insulting them by calling you a retard
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause the paternity test and child support issues get complicated with human-animal hybrids.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause when your little brother asked me what's a lesbian I just provided an example.. why's your sister so mad?
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@worldofhashtags   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause It's nothing wrong with stalking your crush....IT'S LOVE!!!
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I said "God bless you" when my coworker sneezed. �
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2016
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@melvinsroberts   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause neighbour's children are braking my windows with stones
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause It's nothing wrong with stalking your crush....IT'S LOVE!!!
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I ate my cat
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause my neighbours never invite me to their weekly barbecue party
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause when she sent me this I asked who is the horse https://t.co/Cs5EtDqfUB
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@fameonyoubitch   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause I am going to protect my freedom
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause she found out those jeans did make her ass look fat
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause neighbour's children are braking my windows with stones
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause deep neurosis, working out, underoos doesn't make you a hero.
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause neighbour's children are braking my windows with stones
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I had the 'Nerve' to tell an adult that pajama pants in public were not a good look #PutTrousersOnForYourCourtDate
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2016
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'@LiianVarus #INeedALawyerBecause are you sure it isn't a goose? Cuz it stalks me, too! https://t.co/WB6o8h3ey5'
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause neighbour's children are braking my windows with stones
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@danageezus   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I ate my cat
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@ilikebigbuttand   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause my hamburger was not that tasty as they’ve promised in the ad
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@andyhashtagger   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause I don’t want to work and don’t know how to get rich
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause My wife can no longer touch anything alcoholic so she wants a divorce.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I mixed up recipe card trading with insider trading
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause all I did is told my feelings about Obamacare
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause I throw trash out the window
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause the #ChewbaccaMom is causing me emotional distress. I want to throat stomp her & shove her action figure up her ass
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@meggieoneil   ·  20 Jun 2016
#INeedALawyerBecause didn't know why that cocktail was called 'Cosby drink'
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@chrixmorgan   ·  20 Jun 2016
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#INeedALawyerBecause It's nothing wrong with stalking your crush....IT'S LOVE!!!
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