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#IfIWereYourMom I'd start a therapy fund instead of a college fund for you
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd want to keep your bags packed - we'd go on a lot of guilt trips.
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#IfIWereYourMom That would be frightening. I've been a man for 40 years, so...
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#IfIWereYourMom, you would crumble under the staggering weight of guilt I'd impose. https://t.co/aVl60Qf6sb
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd want to keep your bags packed - we'd go on a lot of guilt trips.
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#IfIWereYourMom I know it's so hard to be my mom, but you do your best!Thank you!❤️ Happy Mothers Day! #MothersDay https://t.co/IxwM91enkV
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I'd always ask you to do a dance or song number for our relatives #IfIWereYourMom video recording included � https://t.co/xen4W3zJkO
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Turn the freaking light off in your room when you leave #IfIWereYourMom
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd limit your Twitter time and make you do your homework
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#IfIWereYourMom we will celebrate Mother's day every week and you will have a statue of me in your room.
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd want a little more recognition for giving you the face you're getting all those selfie likes for
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I'd always ask you to do a dance or song number for our relatives #IfIWereYourMom video recording included � https://t.co/xen4W3zJkO
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#IfIWereYourMom you could just leave the champagne & orange juice outside the door. No need for you to come on in.
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#IfIWereYourMom I would have put you up for adoption when you were 3
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#IfIWereYourMom I would clip you around your ears for calling me mom instead of MUM ��
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#IfIWereYourMom You'd have a tape of @TheMAURYShow as your "What I Did This Summer" project.
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#IfIWereYourMom You'd have a tape of @TheMAURYShow as your "What I Did This Summer" project.
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd want a little more recognition for giving you the face you're getting all those selfie likes for
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#IfIWereYourMom Bill Murray I would appreciate it and make selfies everyday � https://t.co/vj31dXwaHY
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