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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't let you try anything at home...go outside first! https://t.co/Hnjaixw5S8
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd have a deadbeat dad!
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would buy you a snake instead of a kitten
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd became the first person visited club at 7
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd demand your kisses https://t.co/6U3IcSpdBQ
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I’d exchange you on new lipstick
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would organize a kids fight club https://t.co/yWLYuAae5D
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd never watch TV cause news will never teach you how to live
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom until you are 18 you clean up all the mess in the house. After – you can leave and live alone
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't be a disgusting litter bug ��
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would prevent you from having so fat ass
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would learn how to cook since you got 8. and I would make this face in our family https://t.co/JAKTpevL0Z
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would punish you every time you failed with your new girl
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you’d have to listen to 80s music #WhatMadeThe80sGreat
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd better be more independent https://t.co/QXurZQoG38
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would dress like a nun
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then you would have as many mommy issues as I have
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would buy you a snake instead of a kitten
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would give you lessons concerning sexuality
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would pay someone to be your girlfriend
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would be glad I have such a clever baby
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@babyjannymeow   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd have a deadbeat dad!
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@brightandglory   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd became the first person visited club at 7
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@brightandglory   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom your first words would be 'Where's my whiskey' https://t.co/NZZGkPiC36
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@brightandglory   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd never watch TV cause news will never teach you how to live
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@brightandglory   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would organize a kids fight club https://t.co/yWLYuAae5D
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@brightandglory   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would dress like a nun
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@brightandglory   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom i'd nag you to death but it's for the best
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@brightandglory   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom There'd be no celebration For you would be dead. #haiku #senryu
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@brightandglory   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would know about double standarts https://t.co/jPsChHNWqf
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