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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't let you try anything at home...go outside first! https://t.co/Hnjaixw5S8
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@clydedaws0n   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would choose your prom dress https://t.co/iBtLYfGNCb
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I guess I'd probably know your dad.
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@clydedaws0n   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouln't eat that kitten https://t.co/qv4bP6lDQT
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@clydedaws0n   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would have put you up for adoption when you were 3
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@clydedaws0n   ·  8 May 2016
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You would be in nowhere near as much trouble as I would be #IfIWereYourMom
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@clydedaws0n   ·  8 May 2016
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I'm quite sure ur 'Mother' is doing a fine job. But #IfIWereYourMom I'd just Xo's & LOVE you all the Days of your LIFE ..
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@martinivine   ·  8 May 2016
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You would be in nowhere near as much trouble as I would be #IfIWereYourMom
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@martinivine   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would choose your prom dress https://t.co/iBtLYfGNCb
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@martinivine   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, I'd remind you that you're over 30 and single - constantly. https://t.co/ZTjFLSH6mo
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@martinivine   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd have social services called on me #TWD https://t.co/r1TvYTyD5G
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@martinivine   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't know how strong I am until you make me angry. Just ask your Dad who's still pinned under the piano.
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd choke you out with your skinny jeans.
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@martinivine   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom - I'd stop posting pictures of my moobs on Twitter.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd hover over you too! � �❤️� https://t.co/O0V6yexXxy
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd demand your kisses https://t.co/6U3IcSpdBQ
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would go on dates with you
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd advise you to stay away from the bad boys. https://t.co/LoYmHNOjn0
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I’d exchange you on new lipstick
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, I'd ask you to shake what I gave ya.
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom i'd nag you to death but it's for the best
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd better be more independent https://t.co/QXurZQoG38
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom your first words would be 'Where's my whiskey' https://t.co/NZZGkPiC36
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would organize a kids fight club https://t.co/yWLYuAae5D
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd be the coolest classroom mom ever https://t.co/d8M5CiDMTe
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would learn how to cook since you got 8. and I would make this face in our family https://t.co/JAKTpevL0Z
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then you would have as many mommy issues as I have
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd Be So Proud That You Turned Out So Witty! �
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@dingdonparker   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then ya Mum would be dropping u off at school in some tough cars https://t.co/u8oHDJV8KA
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@traceyhappymom   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would prevent you from having so fat ass
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