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@edwardbroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't forget your present for the previous #MothersDay https://t.co/PjL1HPPMnW
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@candeychaney   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom There'd be no celebration For you would be dead. #haiku #senryu
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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Son: Not today mom.I'm tired of eating ou... Me: But son you do knw I don't know to cook right? now go & order 3 pizzas NOW #IfIWereYourMom
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@edwardbroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd have returned you before I'd took the tags off
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@edwardbroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd have a lot of things to teach you https://t.co/TVxg66NJ9t
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@candeychaney   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd have a deadbeat dad!
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@hernameiscutie   ·  8 May 2016
#IFIWereYourMom @ParksCanada: Happy #MothersDay to all the momma bears out there! #TimeToConnect https://t.co/kRy5GsKAOh
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@candeychaney   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd beat your pants off in Black Ops CoD matchmaking. Because that's what cool Moms do :-)
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then I get to be Hermione. https://t.co/8yS6rXUId8
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@jordansheltonw   ·  8 May 2016
#IFIWereYourMom @Disney: Moms are there to lift you up and up and up. ❤️
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd walk like this with you...everytime you said I was embarrassing https://t.co/lby2266UZo
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@edwardbroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd have a lot of questions to answer at school. lol https://t.co/AFnPXBDZgK
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@edwardbroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would choose your prom dress https://t.co/iBtLYfGNCb
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@puredavie   ·  8 May 2016
#IFIWereYourMom @Disney: Moms are there to lift you up and up and up. ❤️
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd probably have been adopted my child ! ���
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'm sure it would have been written up in a medical journal.
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would send nude baby photos of you to your schools yearbook staff.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd tell you there's obviously been a mistake here https://t.co/3CZqe79ZY5
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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I'd take your phone if you ever bring it to the breakfast, lunch, or dinner table.... #IfIWereYourMom
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom until you are 18 you clean up all the mess in the house. After – you can leave and live alone
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I’d exchange you on new lipstick
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd get married at 17 https://t.co/jeVAmMnAdE
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't be a disgusting litter bug ��
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd be super glad you could just call me mom instead of my full first name
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would dress like a nun
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd be the coolest classroom mom ever https://t.co/d8M5CiDMTe
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would learn how to cook since you got 8. and I would make this face in our family https://t.co/JAKTpevL0Z
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@curtisbigman   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd listen to better music
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@clydedaws0n   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd have a lot of questions to answer at school. lol https://t.co/AFnPXBDZgK
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@bruciedublin   ·  8 May 2016
#IFIWereYourMom @MetronomeFest: Word. #IggyPop #DenMatek #MothersDay #GenderEquity https://t.co/0YMAuwxEoL
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