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@americanalbert   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd attend Harvard or Yale.
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@americanalbert   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd put your annoying kid in a boiling pot with some spices https://t.co/ooRtS1YsEm
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@americanalbert   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd have the most beautiful, and caring mother in America. Mexico, if I get deported.
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@americanalbert   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't give you my skinny jeans, son https://t.co/3CdYABugZ2
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@gab1aldana   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd be the coolest classroom mom ever https://t.co/d8M5CiDMTe
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@americanalbert   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom Bill Murray I would appreciate it and make selfies everyday � https://t.co/vj31dXwaHY
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@gab1aldana   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd Be So Proud That You Turned Out So Witty! �
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@gab1aldana   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd get emo on yo ass. https://t.co/8PFAQCLinf
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@gab1aldana   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would prevent you from having so fat ass
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@gab1aldana   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't let you try anything at home...go outside first! https://t.co/Hnjaixw5S8
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@gab1aldana   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would know about double standarts https://t.co/jPsChHNWqf
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@gab1aldana   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd go 2 the P&C meetings and perve on some milfs
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@msheathowens   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't forget your present for the previous #MothersDay https://t.co/PjL1HPPMnW
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@gab1aldana   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I won’t let you voting for Trump
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@gab1aldana   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would be glad I have such a clever baby
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@gab1aldana   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would call me by my name to make people thinking I'm your sister https://t.co/uXMqik7X7c
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@msheathowens   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom God dammit! You are playing your computer again! Go and walk outside and let your mom play
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@msheathowens   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would have put you up for adoption when you were 3
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@msheathowens   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd have a lot of things to teach you https://t.co/TVxg66NJ9t
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@oscar_rowe_   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouln't eat that kitten https://t.co/qv4bP6lDQT
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't be a disgusting litter bug ��
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd became the first person visited club at 7
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd advise you to stay away from the bad boys. https://t.co/LoYmHNOjn0
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom your first words would be 'Where's my whiskey' https://t.co/NZZGkPiC36
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would dress like a nun
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom i'd nag you to death but it's for the best
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@oscar_rowe_   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd know when time to grow up has come https://t.co/u1PB0xR3PW
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd get emo on yo ass. https://t.co/8PFAQCLinf
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@oscar_rowe_   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't follow you on twitter
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@melvinsroberts   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd listen to better music
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