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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't let you try anything at home...go outside first! https://t.co/Hnjaixw5S8
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@themanmachine17   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then ya Mum would be dropping u off at school in some tough cars https://t.co/u8oHDJV8KA
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would give you lessons concerning sexuality
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@themanmachine17   ·  8 May 2016
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You would be in nowhere near as much trouble as I would be #IfIWereYourMom
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I won’t let you voting for Trump
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@themanmachine17   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouln't eat that kitten https://t.co/qv4bP6lDQT
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd show off my awesome dance moves for your friends. https://t.co/BoycZHs6Jg
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would be glad I have such a clever baby
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@themanmachine17   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd have social services called on me #TWD https://t.co/r1TvYTyD5G
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would call me by my name to make people thinking I'm your sister https://t.co/uXMqik7X7c
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd have a deadbeat dad!
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@themanmachine17   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you never would have been born . Bcz I would be a full fledged lesbian
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@hollandpatrickk   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd slap the midwife!!! https://t.co/P7iHTRKpe6
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@hollandpatrickk   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would make you better lunch box than that. https://t.co/LdaAD0zN1B
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd became the first person visited club at 7
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would go on dates with you
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom your first words would be 'Where's my whiskey' https://t.co/NZZGkPiC36
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you wouldn't be a disgusting litter bug ��
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd never watch TV cause news will never teach you how to live
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom i'd nag you to death but it's for the best
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would learn how to cook since you got 8. and I would make this face in our family https://t.co/JAKTpevL0Z
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom There'd be no celebration For you would be dead. #haiku #senryu
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd get emo on yo ass. https://t.co/8PFAQCLinf
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then you would have as many mommy issues as I have
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would prevent you from having so fat ass
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@j0hnlarsen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom God dammit! You are playing your computer again! Go and walk outside and let your mom play
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd Be So Proud That You Turned Out So Witty! �
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@j0hnlarsen   ·  8 May 2016
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I'm quite sure ur 'Mother' is doing a fine job. But #IfIWereYourMom I'd just Xo's & LOVE you all the Days of your LIFE ..
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@j0hnlarsen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd have a lot of things to teach you https://t.co/TVxg66NJ9t
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@amandavgreen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd go 2 the P&C meetings and perve on some milfs
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