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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would call me by my name to make people thinking I'm your sister https://t.co/uXMqik7X7c
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@reachitdoit   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd have the most beautiful, and caring mother in America. Mexico, if I get deported.
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would be glad I have such a clever baby
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd show off my awesome dance moves for your friends. https://t.co/BoycZHs6Jg
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@reachitdoit   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you never would have been born . Bcz I would be a full fledged lesbian
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@reachitdoit   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd know when time to grow up has come https://t.co/u1PB0xR3PW
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@reachitdoit   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd put your annoying kid in a boiling pot with some spices https://t.co/ooRtS1YsEm
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@loragreeen   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I guess I'd probably know your dad.
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@colinsneverland   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd have social services called on me #TWD https://t.co/r1TvYTyD5G
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@colinsneverland   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I won’t let you listen to Bieber
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@colinsneverland   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd have a lot of questions to answer at school. lol https://t.co/AFnPXBDZgK
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@colinsneverland   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom God dammit! You are playing your computer again! Go and walk outside and let your mom play
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@colinsneverland   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd put your annoying kid in a boiling pot with some spices https://t.co/ooRtS1YsEm
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@colinsneverland   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, you'd attend Harvard or Yale.
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would go on dates with you
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I’d exchange you on new lipstick
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd demand your kisses https://t.co/6U3IcSpdBQ
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@kenzdonovan   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom breast-feeding would have been... Problematic.
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd tell you to go out and get a job. You're 7 and lazy
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@kenzdonovan   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would have put you up for adoption when you were 3
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd advise you to stay away from the bad boys. https://t.co/LoYmHNOjn0
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@kenzdonovan   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd know when time to grow up has come https://t.co/u1PB0xR3PW
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@kenzdonovan   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd have social services called on me #TWD https://t.co/r1TvYTyD5G
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd get married at 17 https://t.co/jeVAmMnAdE
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd be the coolest classroom mom ever https://t.co/d8M5CiDMTe
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd get emo on yo ass. https://t.co/8PFAQCLinf
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom There'd be no celebration For you would be dead. #haiku #senryu
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would know about double standarts https://t.co/jPsChHNWqf
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you’d have to listen to 80s music #WhatMadeThe80sGreat
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@dickyirwin   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd go 2 the P&C meetings and perve on some milfs
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