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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Our waiter is such an ageist! He just asked me to show my ID as if they don't serve alcohol to minors here! https://t.co/YnOVzmlDJk
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When you see me squeeze the cut on my finger, you know I'm adding the secret sauce. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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This is a little something I whipped up using the skin lesions I had removed today. The dish is called Tags Hash. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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"Long story short, I never did find the tip of my finger in the casserole." #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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I know the package says it expired two years ago, but it's still good. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase and now, time for a toast. May Allah destroy all you kuffir.....Cheers! Pass the lamb schwarma please.
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'@GiselleEvns #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Isn't this the fish the news said contains all that Mercury?'
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I hope the smell doesn't bother you, I'm cooking kittens
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Are new personal chef is Booger from You Can't Say That On Television, or at least he looks like him #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I'm dying to see the local bathroom, I haven't taken any selfies here yet https://t.co/9exzi3J7yC
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The food might have been spoiled so I just cooked it a lil longer. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase If there's a woman breast-feeding a toddler next to you point to the baby and say 'I'll have what he's having'
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I might have confused salt and pepper shakers while cooking
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I lost a cockroach somewhere between the plates #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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I know I asked for a rare steak, but this flinches when I lift my knife. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase pizza delivery guy couldn't find your house, we apologize for any inconvenience
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