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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase This wine is delicious, btw! Thanks for letting me have the whole bottle, b w. Do you have any more wine?
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase So you're vegan? I'm gonna order this big-ass bacon cheeseburger!
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I'd like to take a moment to talk to you about my Peaceful Religion
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I know you hate lobster so I've done chicken dippers for you
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Let me tell you about all the exciting products from AmWay.
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Are you sure you have no allergic reaction to sea food? https://t.co/HnYaY9bQ0y
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I'm dying to see the local bathroom, I haven't taken any selfies here yet https://t.co/9exzi3J7yC
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Mom And Dad, I Have Something To Tell You. I Can't Live A Lie Any Longer. I Am Coming Out As A Republican.
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I used the lemon verbena soap to clean the chicken. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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Shit I lost my nail, let me know if the mash potatoes have a crunch #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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What's that bug doing in your salad? It supposed to be in the meat. #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I might have confused salt and pepper shakers while cooking
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase The milk you used for the sauce, was actually from the breast pump!
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Haven't I told you about my weird uncle? So, here's the story…
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase can we skip the dinner part and only have the sex part?
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase Just sent a friends request to your sister, I thought you were the pretty one
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Take the C off chips, and what have you got? #RuinADinnerInOnePhrase
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase I invited Hurricane Matthew. Hope that's ok?
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#RuinADinnerInOnePhrase good huh? I got those on sale after the recall
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