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#DontTellAnyoneBut your mom is straight freak in the bedroom... and Arby's .. and the Sonic parking lot.... OH! and your grandpa's funeral..
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#DonttellAnyoneBut I steal my coworker's donuts when he isn't looking. He doesn't share!
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#DontTellAnyoneBut Area 51 was created in 1955 for a single purpose, to test a top secret aircraft project, code-named ‘’Aquatone”
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I still keep confusing "your" and "you're"
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#DontTellAnyoneBut not all white people are white. There are a bunch of really black ones with curly hairs who don't even look white.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut the NSA just told me to change my twitter password. They lost a sticker it was writen on somewhere
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#DontTellAnyoneBut Mongolian Olympic team can actualy win all the gold. Too bad they can't make horses swim across the ocean to Rio
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#DontTellAnyoneBut chip Kelly lies to the media. Feels good since @CamInman and barrows have. Been lying to us for years
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I can predict the future. Today you will realise you have fucked up another day of your life
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I'm calling you about a job opportunity and I'm beautiful https://t.co/7wvmKy299Y
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#DontTellAnyoneBut eyebrows do matter and yours are terrible and we are all talking about it when you leave
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I had a dream I ate a huge marshmallow last night, and when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I watch beach volleyball because I like volleyball.
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I forgot to warn you about your mom's arrival. And Check your texts dude, I haven't heard from you for a week already!
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#DontTellAnyoneBut why cant 2016 be normal
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#DontTellAnyoneBut that's exactly what your girfriend said yesterday
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I don't know what you did last summer, was only joking
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#DontTellAnyoneBut I'm a fake account
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