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In 1989, Texas made it illegal to pay federal income tax. It is punishable by deportation to California. #FakeTaxFacts
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The ticks in your man bun can be claimed as dependents. #FakeTaxFacts
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If you had cosmetic surgery last year, I'm sorry but you cannot write it off, unless you were way ugly at the start. #FakeTaxFacts
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Don't forget to list all your co-dependent relationships when listing dependents. Dating needy guys can earn you a nice refund #FakeTaxFacts
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The US military does not use your tax dollars attempting to make a real life light saber. @HashFakeFacts #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts #3 US Top Trending Hashtag 1:29P EDT Hashtag Origin: @HashFakeFacts & Friends
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You can use the 1040 to decut the cost of pouring one out for up to 10 homies #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts After April 15th, H&R Block agents work on ice cream trucks, then as leaf blowers, then as mall Santas until the next year.
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#FakeTaxFacts bruce wanye writes off a load of tax using the words batty stuff?
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#FakeTaxFacts every drink you've bought last year at the bar can be a deduction.
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#FakeTaxFacts if you're GF and or vegan, you're exempt. You've suffered enough.
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The newest tax form is the BB-8 It replaces the R2-D-W2 #FakeTaxFacts @HashFakeFacts
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If you had cosmetic surgery last year, I'm sorry but you cannot write it off, unless you were way ugly at the start. #FakeTaxFacts
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Candy bars and household plants are deductible as dependants #FakeTaxFacts
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You can use the 1040 to decut the cost of pouring one out for up to 10 homies #FakeTaxFacts
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The ticks in your man bun can be claimed as dependents. #FakeTaxFacts
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The US military does not use your tax dollars attempting to make a real life light saber. @HashFakeFacts #FakeTaxFacts
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Taxes are the result of a typo. Tax day was meant to celebrate and honor the majestic taxi drivers that serve our country #FakeTaxFacts
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#FakeTaxFacts if you're GF and or vegan, you're exempt. You've suffered enough.
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#FakeTaxFacts every drink you've bought last year at the bar can be a deduction.
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