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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause Women are able to vote
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#Iamnotthepresidentbecause I've been looking at your numbers and they just don't add up... i'm sorry but... https://t.co/q9LHkRb9OE
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I never received my White Privileges
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I enjoy the freedom to follow my heart and actually get things done!
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm still waiting for the return of the best parts of the 60s & 70s.
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'll never be able to make anime real
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I have a vagina and I can multitask apparently America's not looking for that
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause @HillaryClinton is running for president
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause @TedCruz is running for president
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause @BernieSanders is running for president
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause @realDonaldTrump is running for president
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause @JohnKasich is running for president
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I was not selected years ago to be the pretty paid puppet face for the public. https://t.co/YyLeBwoB9H
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause they won't let me bring my chainsaw into the Oval Office https://t.co/WGgmgM14Y0
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause i can't go for rally, i love to be alone.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd basically be on a world tour
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm not corrupt enough for politics. Yet.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause Congress refused to back my plan to turn The Moon into a Death Star!!
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause they won't let me bring my chainsaw into the Oval Office https://t.co/WGgmgM14Y0
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don't talk much & use my middle fingers as my way to nonverbal communicate
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I have a moral compass and I don't LIE to people. ...that, and because I kill drifters on the regular.
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I never received my White Privileges
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause my twitter game relies on anonymity and im not the kind of player that leaves the game
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I have a very slow reaction time https://t.co/iDXAFI7rJM
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I have no idea what a president is
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause even @BarackObama isn't good enough
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