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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm not enough of an arse!
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm already in cahoots with a Nigerian prince
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm bad at remembering lies
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause they wouldn't let me rebuild The White House out of chocolate and candy.
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I prefer kicking babies to kissing them?
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause there's too much dirt in my past to dig up �
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I dont prefer POTUS to be my twitter handle
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I prefer kicking babies to kissing them?
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don't give a fuck about the whiny ass fuck'n poor folks, lazy ass fuck'n cunts.
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IamnotthePresidentbecause I don't want Presidential Aides................
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause there's too much dirt in my past to dig up �
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm not psychopathic enough
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm not psychopathic enough
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IamnotthePresidentbecause I don't want Presidential Aides................
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I prefer kicking babies to kissing them?
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don't care. I'll watch the country burn...
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause of America's shortsightedness
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don't give a fuck about the whiny ass fuck'n poor folks, lazy ass fuck'n cunts.
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I would get rid of pretty much everyone in congress
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@chrixmorgan   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause Trump is running
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I dont prefer POTUS to be my twitter handle
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I didn't go to Harvard or Yale
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause they said sleeping with Natalie Portman wasn't a perk of the job??
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don't give a fuck about the whiny ass fuck'n poor folks, lazy ass fuck'n cunts.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause in my closet I only got dirty mags
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don't make promises I can't keep
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause Trump is running
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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