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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause No one would support my policy on testing for synths. https://t.co/RREau3FLq8
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'@Nessa_Star4 what about Deez Nuts? i'm voting for them #IAmNotThePresidentBecause https://t.co/BRRTUi2czg'
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I once took a hit of a Marijuana Cigarette...and inhaled. I've also never "Argued" the word "It".
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause Power shows how bad people can become , Power is the worst poison
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I once took a hit of a Marijuana Cigarette...and inhaled. I've also never "Argued" the word "It".
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don't have the social graces to be polite to ridiculous people. https://t.co/aXIUvmrC82
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd run shit like Frank Underwood. #FU16 #houseofcards https://t.co/IXKaXWfTCo
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause they are looking for problem creators instead of problem solver.
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I can't live my life without having sex scandals on a daily basis.
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm single, and traditionally, the President is married
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause my State of the Union address would be 75% Simpsons references and 25% profanity
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd rather be drunk with a bottle of bourbon than with power.
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause Autocorrect changed "pro life" to "pro knife".
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I drink too much
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I was busy binging KFC during my campaign
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I dropped out when they said choose a running mate because I thought it implied there would be jogging required
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I can feel the basic human concept of shame every now and then!
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm not sure if people will be ok with a president who doesn't make speeches or fly on a plane. #phobias
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause She is damn hot n can't live without her even a moment https://t.co/Zn7nRbrOWA
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