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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd have "secret service" parties on a daily basis�
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause the Koch brothers won't spend a billion in PAC money on my campaign
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm already in cahoots with a Nigerian prince
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don't want to live in Washington DC. I like where I live
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I help people in real life.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm honest and won't cater to their agenda
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause People who want be in power are the worst people to be in power and I don't want to be in power. #simples
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don't lie, steal or cheat. Oh, I'm also a Communist.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'll be in the bunker playing hide and seek with the authorities
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don’t like classical architecture https://t.co/hBADNxtiJl
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause my diplomacy skills but have us get nuked by Canada https://t.co/h3XqN5Z2Gh
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause i have no talent to discuss with idiots
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd have Gary Busey as my vice-president.
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I like wearing epatage clothes, so they don't understand me https://t.co/bmOt8A4znO
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I wouldn't suck on the #KochBrothers' ball-sacks.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I don’t like classical architecture https://t.co/hBADNxtiJl
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I only went to one year of electoral college.
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@candeychaney   ·  6 Apr 2016
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I am full time hired to Love� my �Girl
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I DID have sexual relations with that woman.
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause my diplomacy skills but have us get nuked by Canada https://t.co/h3XqN5Z2Gh
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause the KKK were double booked on Nov 8th
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause there was already the dumbest president, I don’t want to be number 2 https://t.co/OfMD6sl5Dm
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause of that missing girl scout troop incident o.O
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I am not corrupt or discriminatory and those seem to be prerequisites these days
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause the Koch brothers won't spend a billion in PAC money on my campaign
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