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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I hate to run.
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd have Gary Busey as my vice-president.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause there's no one to call in sick to
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I am full time hired to Love� my �Girl
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I would need more than one hour of supervised free time out in the yard
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I’m not as good in bribing https://t.co/PZaiI1sfIJ
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I only went to one year of electoral college.
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@candeychaney   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd better drink my own piss
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause of that missing girl scout troop incident o.O
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I am under the 35 age requirement... yep, that's the ONLY reason.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I am not corrupt or discriminatory and those seem to be prerequisites these days
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I help people in real life.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I like wearing epatage clothes, so they don't understand me https://t.co/bmOt8A4znO
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause if I was I would of died from the smothering of congress!
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd better drink my own piss
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I am a woman
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause People who want be in power are the worst people to be in power and I don't want to be in power. #simples
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I traded my Super PAC for a six PAC.
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd rather be a Comedian that makes fun of The President. https://t.co/nViSZd7sl0
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm too busy playing hashtag games...
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd rather be a Comedian that makes fun of The President. https://t.co/nViSZd7sl0
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause they would not let me participate in Wrestlemania type matches to solve foreign policies� https://t.co/LlICmimZcC
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm too busy playing hashtag games.
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause all I want to be is an Oscar Meyer Weiner
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@andyhashtagger   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm more Billy Carter than Jimmy and more Roger Clinton than Bill.
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@danageezus   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause Sleeping,, way cooler..
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I can't leave bed https://t.co/AwTkqEZiVJ
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@candeychaney   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd rather be a Comedian that makes fun of The President. https://t.co/nViSZd7sl0
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@worldofhashtags   ·  6 Apr 2016
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#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'd switch into Al Haig mode and take control. #HistoryLesson #ConstitutionFail https://t.co/hEviCEdl5g
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@candeychaney   ·  6 Apr 2016
#IAmNotThePresidentBecause I'm not gonna make America great again
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