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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you don't think that Donald Trump is a disgusting piece of shit
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause I can hear you chew.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you love Donald Trump
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you Febreze the crotch part of the leggings you've been wearing around the house for a week str8. Somethings pissy
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you're vegan.. What do you mean you don't eat cheese?!
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you're a Negative nancy
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#icantbeurfriendbecause you think pets are "just dumb animals".
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you always wet da fucking blunt
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you think that Drake can body Eminem.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you don't like pineapple on pizza
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause your favorite Ellroy novel is "White Jazz".
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you don't have my number. You know i exist but you can't reach me Ashton... @Ashton5SOS
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause Everytime I post something on #FB you text me a minute later trying to see if I'm talking about u?
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause youve never seen the Dave Chappell show. Who raised you?
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you said that Messi is better than CR7
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause it's better to be alone than in bad company
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause u don't take mud showers
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause I have social phobia and can't talk without stuttering
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#AndThenIShouldHaveSaid #ICantBeUrFriendBecause I'm thinking about shaving off my beard but I lack the ambition, the vision and the desire.
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You like Justin bieber #ICantBeUrFriendBecause
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause last time I came to your house you didn't even offer a sister a
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause your built like a shopping cart
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you're an nct anti
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#icantbeurfriendbecause your lack of grammatical skills makes me want to stick my finger in my eye socket and swirl it around.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you're a little bitch that can't take a simple joke about your insecurities
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you're the new guy/girl at school who thinks is the top of the world. Bitch, go away i've been here for years, wyd?
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