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303 tweets using #icantbeurfriendbecause (page 9 of 11)
#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you squirt ketchup all over your fries rather then dipping them into ketchup.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause Im going to always want something more.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you're fake. You and your little group of fakes.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause Donald Trump Wont HIRE AMERICANS FLORIDA ESTATE..... HILLARY HIRES AMERICANS Trump Won't
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause I heard what you said.. I'll be the bigger person
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you ship LARRY and Larry is dead since 2010 #SorryNotSorry
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause You're funnier than me and I can't have you being pretty AND funny otherwise I got nothing going for me.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you're always trying to 1-up someone. You're response to someone's good news is trying to outshine them.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you like Xbox.
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You ask how many cups of coffee does that make today? No one needs that kind of negativity in their lives. #ICantBeUrFriendBecause
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause of your awful spelling and grammar
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you say 'axed' instead of asked
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#icantbeurfriendbecause ur not weird
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So into wondering about the ins and outs of other friends in person not all that. #ICantBeUrFriendBecause
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause your girlfriend thinks I want you and it's annoying now
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you bogart. Constantly. There, I flat-out said it.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause because you think In N Out is better than Whataburger #texasfoodmatters #whataburgerwins @Whataburger
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause Your breathe stank.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause u didnt talked to me yet
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you talk crap about your other "friends"
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you can't blend your makeup
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause You keep abducting all those hot earth girls
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you subject jokes to emotions and logic!
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#icantbeurfriendbecause u wan't me to be PERFECT.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause I'm completely in love with you @imactuallywes
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you don't think your hygiene is a priority
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you don't think Yeezus is the best rap album of all time
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause you are racist.
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#ICantBeUrFriendBecause I'm a petty ass bitch that will ruin you if you do one stupid thing :)
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