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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would know about double standarts https://t.co/jPsChHNWqf
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIwereyourmom I'd make you get rid of that damn man bun. It looks like a bird nested in it
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would give you lessons concerning sexuality
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
You would always being without birthday cake #IfIWereYourMom #MothersDay https://t.co/2NW076WK2o
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would call me by my name to make people thinking I'm your sister https://t.co/uXMqik7X7c
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIwereyourmom. I would still brush your hair everyday! https://t.co/wKIST45yb3
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@donnabrivera   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then ya Mum would be dropping u off at school in some tough cars https://t.co/u8oHDJV8KA
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would buy you a snake instead of a kitten
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@donnabrivera   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't give you my skinny jeans, son https://t.co/3CdYABugZ2
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd beat your pants off in Black Ops CoD matchmaking. Because that's what cool Moms do :-)
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@elianlindsey   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would pay someone to be your girlfriend
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd pack your lunch, but pee in your apple juice.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd get off that darn tweet thing and do the dishes
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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A conversation you would have with a friend #IfIWereYourMom: Friend: Are you Christian, Jewish, Muslim? You: I'm Batman!
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would make you understand what ‘living in poverty’ means https://t.co/xiAsmsBL3u
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would get a million dollars to become the first man to give birth � #MothersDay
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I stil wouldn't be able to tell you who your dad was. I was such a bike in them days...
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@danageezus   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd often talk to your classmates about how cool I am :)
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@cassieweltch   ·  8 May 2016
#IFIWereYourMom @FoxNews: Happy #MothersDay! https://t.co/YF1VLpwCXi
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would instagram your every move
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@kateritterrrr   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom breast-feeding would have been... Problematic.
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would go on dates with you
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom until you are 18 you clean up all the mess in the house. After – you can leave and live alone
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd get married at 17 https://t.co/jeVAmMnAdE
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@kateritterrrr   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom then ya Mum would be dropping u off at school in some tough cars https://t.co/u8oHDJV8KA
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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Hey Donald! Be more polite to these illegals ��� #IfIWereYourMom https://t.co/ya2CN0ZCNZ
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you’d love me
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd never watch TV cause news will never teach you how to live
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@kateritterrrr   ·  8 May 2016
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You would be in nowhere near as much trouble as I would be #IfIWereYourMom
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would punish you every time you failed with your new girl
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