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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, I'd ask you to shake what I gave ya.
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@kateritterrrr   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd put your annoying kid in a boiling pot with some spices https://t.co/ooRtS1YsEm
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@calebpaar   ·  8 May 2016
#IFIWereYourMom @Disney: Moms are there to lift you up and up and up. ❤️
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd throw the flowers you got me in the garbage because flowers are a trash gift that dies immediately
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom i'd nag you to death but it's for the best
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd know cookies are for closers
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would make emoji of you while being in the womb
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd be super glad you could just call me mom instead of my full first name
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@jarrardnorman   ·  8 May 2016
#IFIWereYourMom @DrNaseemBaloch: 1/3. The world celebrates #MothersDay to honour
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd listen to better music
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would dress like a nun
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom There'd be no celebration For you would be dead. #haiku #senryu
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would ask every time I see you: haven’t found a normal job yet?
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you’d have to listen to 80s music #WhatMadeThe80sGreat
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd be the coolest classroom mom ever https://t.co/d8M5CiDMTe
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom 'Want a sandwich? Okay, make it two!'
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would date your teammates https://t.co/Fw9PSQ5EK6
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would attend every your speech and shake my head every time you lie https://t.co/nG55mBay4s
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I won’t let you voting for Trump
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you would call me by my name to make people thinking I'm your sister https://t.co/uXMqik7X7c
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I guess I'd probably know your dad.
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd go 2 the P&C meetings and perve on some milfs
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I wouldn't let you try anything at home...go outside first! https://t.co/Hnjaixw5S8
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@pati_cooper   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom, I'd remind you that you're over 30 and single - constantly. https://t.co/ZTjFLSH6mo
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@booth_prince   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I would give you lessons concerning sexuality
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@pati_cooper   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd slap the midwife!!! https://t.co/P7iHTRKpe6
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@pati_cooper   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom you'd have a lot of questions to answer at school. lol https://t.co/AFnPXBDZgK
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@pati_cooper   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom You'd have red hair & freckles... Sorry.
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
#IfIWereYourMom I would make your every day at school awkward https://t.co/O9isjGeUfL
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@andyhashtagger   ·  8 May 2016
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#IfIWereYourMom I'd be the Queen and you'd be a dragon. #GameofThrones https://t.co/QwadaHCIuR
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