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#IfTwitterWereAMan we'd have children
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#IfTwitterWereAMan blocking someone would come with a steel chair shot to the head gif @firstandmonday https://t.co/BhdabtzTni
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd put the toilet seat down Good twitter! @twitter
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd block you in real life
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#IfTwitterWereAMan It wouldn't need 140 characters to make it's point.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan No prizes for guessing what the D in DM would stand for
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be a bisexual pedophile. Ladies, you're not the only ones who've encountered Big Dave.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would get to that issue you're having at some stage maybe
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be living in his mom's basement and only goes out to buy more Mountain Dew. https://t.co/a0deKJgcJt
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#IfTwitterWereAMan blocking someone would come with a steel chair shot to the head gif @firstandmonday https://t.co/BhdabtzTni
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would constantly be shouted at for leaving the tweet up.
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Who am I kidding? #IfTwitterWereAMan, he'd already be exclusively following someone, but add me to a super secret list.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan my wife would wonder about why I was spending so much time with this dude
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#IfTwitterWereAMan All the ladies would complaining about him leaving the toilet tweet up
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he'd be a bisexual pedophile. Ladies, you're not the only ones who've encountered Big Dave.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan I'd flirt so hard with him. Hey baby, got any extra characters for me?
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#IfTwitterWereAMan it would get paid more than Facebook, while doing its job half as well.
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#IfTwitterWereAMan he would be the smart sibling of few words. IG the pretty, popular one and FB the annoying one that never shuts up.
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Who am I kidding? #IfTwitterWereAMan, he'd already be exclusively following someone, but add me to a super secret list.
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