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#My2017Resolution think about #My2018Resolution on the 2nd of January when the last of 2017's ones have failed
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To instagram filter my dick pics so that they evoke a more gentle, cool Wes Anderson vibe. #My2017Resolution
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#My2017Resolution is not bullshitting myself by making resolutions I know I won't keep. I'll just go ahead and do them instead.
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#My2017Resolution To finally become truly omnisexual Yes,that most definitely includes inanimate objects, if you've ever wondered
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Make my outline week by week and go to more office hours. #My2017Resolution
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#My2017Resolution think about #My2018Resolution on the 2nd of January when the last of 2017's ones have failed
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#My2017Resolution Don't wink at people you just met, *Winks* Umm here is your coffee Mr.Smooth
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#My2017Resolution is to stop making resolutions. They eventually fail anyways https://t.co/oNRFEICb4B
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#My2017Resolution Have someone pull up in a muscle car beside me, Give me a thumbs up and say "Looking smooth" We both have beards
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#My2017Resolution to continue to be 100% honest by letting y'all know I don't have any. Guess I kinda do have 1. I'm so confused.
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#My2017Resolution Build a better mousetrap that gives blowjobs and makes mouthwatering sandwiches of all denominations
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#My2017Resolution To make my resolution last longer than the month of January.
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