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Make my outline week by week and go to more office hours. #My2017Resolution
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#My2017Resolution Be more consistent and frequent with my delivery of throat punches
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#My2017Resolution Don't wink at people you just met, *Winks* Umm here is your coffee Mr.Smooth
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#My2017Resolution Get a takeaway deliviered in the rain and not say "Thanks, Have a good night" to the soaked person like a dick
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#My2017Resolution Have someone pull up in a muscle car beside me, Give me a thumbs up and say "Looking smooth" We both have beards
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#My2017Resolution To follow til 1 month and then back on track on your ruined life.
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#My2017Resolution cut down on alcohol calories more crystal light and vodka .(no calories)
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Avoid human interaction as much as possible. #My2017Resolution @WorldOfHashtags
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#My2017Resolution To celebrate.... And then buy it back a week later...
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#My2017Resolution Build a better mousetrap that gives blowjobs and makes mouthwatering sandwiches of all denominations
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A relationship with no drama just loyalty and great sex #My2017Resolution
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#My2017Resolution is to become really, really poor. Given how I fail all my resolutions spectacularly, I should be a billionaire by 2018
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