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#My2017Resolution To celebrate.... And then buy it back a week later...
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#My2017Resolution I read some where "don't expect 2 much if you don't want 2 be disappointed" So i don't want to be disappointed by myself
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#My2017Resolution I read some where "don't expect 2 much if you don't want 2 be disappointed" So i don't want to be disappointed by myself
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Take famous ppls handles out of threads they're not involved in to limit their useless mentions. Famous ppl do you agree? #My2017Resolution
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#My2017Resolution Is To Increase My Daily Jerk-Off Rate & Produce A Greater Volume Of Splooge.
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#My2017Resolution is to stop making resolutions. They eventually fail anyways https://t.co/oNRFEICb4B
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#My2017Resolution is to become really, really poor. Given how I fail all my resolutions spectacularly, I should be a billionaire by 2018
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#My2017Resolution think about #My2018Resolution on the 2nd of January when the last of 2017's ones have failed
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#My2017Resolution to focus on me instead of everyone else. I've never ever put myself 1st. Right now I'm clueless even how to begin. �
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#My2017Resolution Build a better mousetrap that gives blowjobs and makes mouthwatering sandwiches of all denominations
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