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I want to be a superhero, not president #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I’m already the president of my flat
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I play video games too much #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I've lost my ID #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I can admit it when I'm wrong and make ammends, this quality leaves me no chances
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I just fear to get killed by a mad psycho or muslim radical #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident because they won't let me use the Oval Office for alternative activities. http://t.co/mMliaUgFgM
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident You have to think about other people, I’m not ready for this
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I don’t have yoga pants #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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My skills can bring me more money #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I'm smart #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident If the economy is screwed up I don't calm myself down by saying it was worse 4 years ago
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If I were the President, I'd propose a $16 trillion stimulus paid for by taxing every mention of Reagan #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I can’t do nothing for a long time
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I don't give a flying fuck about politics and politicians #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident ISIS, Ukraine, Oil prices, that drives me mad, I don't want to be one
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I don't think I could handle that - too much of a blow job #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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pictures taken to pay college are #reasoniamnotpresident @GiselleEvns @Shane_Rodenbeck @NerdHusbandry @discomBoBruns http://t.co/oGBe9a9Y2b
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My name is not Bush or Clinton #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident You have to think about other people, I’m not ready for this
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I didn't study that hard to be a pres
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if I become president, we are fucked #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident My family didn't make deals w/ Nazis, Saudis & other questionable dealers for wealth & power http://t.co/7HYcuIoXge
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I’m an illegal immigrant #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I'm not ready to deal with all the shit in this country #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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