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I want my cat to be the Prime Minister #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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Ideals I follow in this life are fucked and dumped long ago, so enjoy the mess you have right now! #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I'm not good looking enough #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'd spend taxpayers money to make their life better and this is just nonsense
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident It’s too mainstream
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident ISIS, Ukraine, Oil prices, that drives me mad, I don't want to be one
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I don't think I could handle that - too much of a blow job #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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I’m standing in a long line of willing people #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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Maybe because I am no senator's son? #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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If I were the President, I'd propose a $16 trillion stimulus paid for by taxing every mention of Reagan #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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Obama's hair has grayed tremendously since election. And I don't think gray hair would suit me #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I feel guilty about our dirty deeds all over the world
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident my science education agenda will focus on practical experiences for America's Youth http://t.co/Jbk66JgtmP
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You need to be polite with others, I can't, btw Trump too, wtf he's running? #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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Too many people want to be the president #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident my science education agenda will focus on practical experiences for America's Youth http://t.co/Jbk66JgtmP
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'm too young
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident my reputation is probably all I got and I don't wanna lose it
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident Because I can't into politics
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Because Donald Trump will be the one #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident President? I want to become a king
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident maybe my eyes? I have no eyes
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I’m standing in a long line of willing people #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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Obama's hair has grayed tremendously since election. And I don't think gray hair would suit me #ReasonIAmNotPresident
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#ReasonIAmNotPresident I'd spend taxpayers money to make their life better and this is just nonsense
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