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You don't vote then complain about the outcome � #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You think Sriracha is a brand name and you put it on everything #SignsYouAreAmerican https://t.co/cLCtdHe1S4
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you think that australian english is not a real language
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Donuts, bagel, pizza. There’s something about circular bread that you love.
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You have a Hooters within spitting distance of where you live #SignsYouAreAmerican
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A gun in both hands and Jesus in your heart. Oh, and nice teeth probably, Nicer than mine anyway. #signsyouareamerican
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Holding a handful of Doritos from the best seat of your lawn couch, you explain how mexicans are ruining the country. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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'@GiselleEvns #SignsYouAreAmerican: when people ask, you choose any other nationality that may apply. "Yeah, I'm seven fifty-fourths Irish."'
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You have an AR-15, 50 cal sniper rifle, an RPG & a couple hundred pounds of bullets in your truck... For self defense. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You remember exactly where you were the morning of 9/11/2001 #SignsYouAreAmerican
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When you don't know the name of your city, county, or state rep, but can name every contestant on #AmericanIdol #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you get an award for last place, because you just finished first after everyone else.
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� #SignsYouAreAmerican saying you are running for President of the United States while hiding the secret about being born in Calgary AB ��
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Oh and pants are pants NOT fucking trousers basically pants enclose your cock and balls / cunt or growler #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you choose between a liar, a communist and a moron
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U and ur friends represent the world's racial and religious diversity and you all can laugh and enjoy a common culture #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You grumble at fuel prices that are about a quarter of what we pay in the UK #signsyouareamerican
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You travel the world & return home proud as can be, knowing you have the best prime cuts of beef on this earth! #SignsYouAreAmerican
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