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#SignsYouAreAmerican you get an award for last place, because you just finished first after everyone else.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you think you're poor but you have cable, Internet , power, running water and a fat ass waist line
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Most people are offended by something & you can't proudly place an American flag in your yard.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You can become famous simply by laughing while wearing a chewbacca mask https://t.co/EY6BLjIWFT
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I can be so fucking rude to you face to face, patronising and condensing and you think I'm cute. Fucking A! #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You can't name the three branches of your government #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Donuts, bagel, pizza. There’s something about circular bread that you love.
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You want hard-working Mexicans out, but go out and trash Cancún every year for Spring Break #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You will embroil yourself in a never-ending argument about what a biscuit is. #BiscuitsGetDunkedInTea #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You have an AR-15, 50 cal sniper rifle, an RPG & a couple hundred pounds of bullets in your truck... For self defense. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican people think there's something wrong with you when you say you don't have a TV at home
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You think the expression "Melting Pot" refers to fondue.
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#signsyouareamerican being worried about getting to where I'm going safely without being killed by police or random hoodrats
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You believe that receiving the wrong coffee at Starbucks & consequently missing morning yoga are excuses for road rage. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You will embroil yourself in a never-ending argument about what a biscuit is. #BiscuitsGetDunkedInTea #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican The only thing you know about other countries is stereotypical bullshit.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you love country music
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you challenge people around you by writting "colour"
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You think its normal for only two political parties to represent hundreds of millions of citizens.
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You don't vote then complain about the outcome � #SignsYouAreAmerican
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