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#SignsYouAreAmerican you are confused by centimeters, meters and kilometers
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A gun in both hands and Jesus in your heart. Oh, and nice teeth probably, Nicer than mine anyway. #signsyouareamerican
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You wonder why the monument nearest you wasn't included on the sign #SignsYouAreAmerican https://t.co/uWX4EaWTbS
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Donuts, bagel, pizza. There’s something about circular bread that you love.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You can become famous simply by laughing while wearing a chewbacca mask https://t.co/EY6BLjIWFT
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You think its normal for only two political parties to represent hundreds of millions of citizens.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you can claim whatever bulls*it you want but there would be still people who believe you https://t.co/YkfhHpeifp
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You think waving a flag qualifies as 'doing something'
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You don't vote then complain about the outcome � #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You just love to complain about what is out of your control. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You think its normal for only two political parties to represent hundreds of millions of citizens.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You think a right cannot be taken away or changed because it is given in an ... AMENDMENT. � https://t.co/SREkngH5lw
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#SignsYouAreAmerican In your group of friends, the size 14 is the skinny one.
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Many fat fucks on those riding things in WalMart #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You make sure you never leave your iPhone in a locked hot car but you'll leave your baby there
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you get an award for last place, because you just finished first after everyone else.
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you get an award for last place, because you just finished first after everyone else.
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