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#SignsYouAreAmerican you choose between a liar, a communist and a moron
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you know 9/11 was a national tragedy and 7/11 is where you buy Slurpees �
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you know when the Black Friday is and prefer to stay at home https://t.co/zhffj9sHdl
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Your McDonalds actually looks like the picture! We get a poor substitute in the UK�
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#SignsYouAreAmerican you choose between a liar, a communist and a moron
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You remember exactly where you were the morning of 9/11/2001 #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Your McDonalds actually looks like the picture! We get a poor substitute in the UK�
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Your McDonalds actually looks like the picture! We get a poor substitute in the UK�
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#SignsYouAreAmerican At 15 y/o you either start hating everyone and/or everything imaginable or think Hitler and/or Satan are BAD ASSES!
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You can name all the Kardashians, but not the Continents #SignsYouAreAmerican
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Holding a handful of Doritos from the best seat of your lawn couch, you explain how mexicans are ruining the country. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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Holding a handful of Doritos from the best seat of your lawn couch, you explain how mexicans are ruining the country. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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You have an AR-15, 50 cal sniper rifle, an RPG & a couple hundred pounds of bullets in your truck... For self defense. #SignsYouAreAmerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican Color has no "u" and aluminum has only 4 syllables. THANK YOU for this. I'm 'merkun+love to hear what's funny about us
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You think the expression "Melting Pot" refers to fondue.
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A gun in both hands and Jesus in your heart. Oh, and nice teeth probably, Nicer than mine anyway. #signsyouareamerican
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#SignsYouAreAmerican You can become famous simply by laughing while wearing a chewbacca mask https://t.co/EY6BLjIWFT
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